Graduation, Birthday, and a Whole Lot of BS
Ok. So my day is half nice and half crappy. I woke up 6:30 am. I had breakfast, gotta love my grandfathers hardinera (the best), coffee and an episode of Seinfeld (one of my fave shows). Then I had to clean our car, my Lola needs the its coz it’s her 77th birthday and she’s gonna treat 3 of her friends in Palaisdaan (a fab restaurant, it’s like known all over) and I’m not going with them coz today is also my baking class graduation. The graduation is at Pacific Mall, 1:00 pm
After washing the car, taken a shower, watch The Stepford Wives (a movie which I somewhat love), eat lunch while watching American Idol (my fave show at the moment), and leave the house at 12:10 to go to the mall for my graduation. The van didn’t leave until 12:45 (I said to myself I’m gonna be so fuckin late) and when I got there not so much people are there and Im a little relieved. It started like at 2:00 (Filipino Time, it sucks) Then this matronic figure that is the director of the LMSTC (Training Center) blabs about this training center (Ive been a graduate of dressmaking course last January and she had the same speech) please, the next time I’ll be graduating (I’ve taken up Driving), hoping you’ll change your fuckin’ly overrated collection of words that is your speech, if you don’t I’ll slap you like a new born baby butt (joking)…. Intermission numbers are in the graduation and some of them sucked bad. Full of booty shaking is not enough for an intermission. I expected that I’ll get an award but I didn’t, Tita Baby is Best in Breadmaking and this quiet girl from another class (Janette) is the Best In Cake. Well, so much for hoping, maybe next time Ill enroll again and be on the top of the class. Tita Baby then treated us in her friends restaurant and the barbeque is tasty and the weird thing is the VINEGAR is to die for….
After eating, just want to see again what’s in the mall, then I decided, I have a little money, what am I suppose to buy? I just wanna go home. Im in the van and this loud-voiced-so-not-fabulously-skinned-yet-nicely-curled-hair girl was so loud inside the van, I just wanna scream at the bitch and threw her ass off the van and say “Shut up you fuckin’ whore, I don’t need a noisy bitch around me”. Then this Weirdly-faced-mongoloid-ish-freak girl is just staring at me and somewhat laughing at me made me so mad, that I wanna pay for her plastic surgery so bad that she can be a little bit attractive to my eyes. And to top it all off, the driver was askin us passengers if anyone is gonna take off at the stop and no one answered. Then, being a lazy freak that is me, (not wanting to cross the street), tried to shout “PARA PO” on the other side of the street, didn’t stop, so I had to shout again. He stopped, I was so pissed the I unintentionally and allegedly slam the door very loudly, and I think I heard “Pare next time dahandahan ang pagsasara”, so that’s it, if I can catch the van I’d say to the driver is, “I don’t need an Overweight-then-slightly-skinny-now-slug-that-is-you to tell me what to do, so back off you pig”.
That’s a really fun, rough, somewhat bitchingly day for me. It’s a good thing today is the season finale of Project Runway (my fave show too) is on. Finally something to relax me, a show about designers, models, catfights, backstabbing was a nice way to unwind.
I was shocked that Mandisa (this plus-sized-fab-singer from American Idol) was eliminated. Was I too harsh, too tactless, live with it.
Bye……
April 7th, 2006 at 5:25 am
Dude!
relax! you’re not the only one who is feeling bitchy the whole day!
ditto!
have to encounter 2 “conio” girls who pisses me this morning, not seeing this person that I really like today/haha/. will tell full details when we go to lola’s house!
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